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Monster Oil Tuning Slide Grease - Synthetic Non-lanolin, all temperature

$ 4.19

Availability: 563 in stock
  • Brand: Monster Oil LLC
  • MPN: Does Not Apply
  • Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Condition: New
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer

    Description

    Slide Grease - Synthetic, Non-Lanolin, for Tuning Slides
    The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List: 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes. 2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players. 3: Tuning slide grease. Nobody likes it. It's annoying. We get it. But it's a necessary evil, so stop whining and start putting something on your horn that NASA has been using for years: Monster slide grease. Thick, long lasting, perfect seal. You won't lose the tub either, like you normally do---this one is too good looking.